Caitlin Moran: Here are the Lies I've Told my... →
fuckyeahcaitlinmoran: Between 0-2 years: You’re so sleepy. You will go to sleep now. All humans fall asleep by midnight. All of them. If you go to sleep now, I will pay for you through university. If you keep crying, I will actually die. Daddy can do this better than Mummy. Isn’t it lovely to see Granny! I know you can understand what I am saying! Mummy will make everything better now. 2-5...
We look at each other; see that we do not know each other, stare, and go off....– The Waves // Virginia Woolf (via violentwavesofemotion)